4025-4045-4063 Patterson Lake

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Address: 4025 Patterson Lk Rd, Pinckney, MI 48169, USA
Chicago & Midwest + Land/Development
Created date: May 5, 2026
Date last updated: May 5, 2026
Price: $625,000Investment Analyzer NEW!
  • ±7.21-acre assemblage across four parcels
  • Two buildings:
  • o 2,000 SF former restaurant building
  • o 1,644 SF active retail/business building
  • C-1(Local Commercial), RR(Rural Residential) zoning (Putnam Twp)
  • Destination location in Hell, Michigan
  • Surrounded by lakes, parks, and trails
  • Turnkey Novelty Retail Destination & Established Michigan Tourist-Favorite, with Strong Branding & Customer Loyalty
  • Includes HellMi LLC business, financial proforma available upon request

Property Description

Property Description: Exceptional opportunity to acquire a ±7.21-acre multi-parcel assemblage along Patterson Lake Road in Pinckney, Michigan, including four parcels, two buildings totaling ±3,644 square feet, and the established HellMi LLC business. The offering features a ±2,000 SF vacant restaurant building at 4025 Patterson Lake Road, a ±1,644 SF active retail building at 4045 Patterson Lake Road, and additional land at 4063 and 0 Patterson Lake Road, providing a flexible mix of existing improvements and future development potential. Zoned C-1 (Local Commercial) with an additional RR-zoned parcel, the property supports a variety of commercial, recreational, or mixed-use concepts. Business Description: The HellMI LLC business has been profitable for many years, with over $327,000 in gross income in 2024. This is an extremely creative and multifaceted business with literally ten different mini-income sources accomplished on-site, including: Screams Ice Cream shop / Store with T-shirts and fun Hell souvenirs / Locks of Love / Hell’s Chapel of Love / Damnation University / HellMi Post Office / Mayor of Hell award.

Key Property Information

Listing Status: Unavailable
Listing Type: Call for offers
Property Types: Land/Development
Price: $625,000
Lot Size: 7.21 Acres
Opportunity Zone: No
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Address: 4025-4045-4063 Patterson Lake, Pinckney, MI 48169, USA
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